Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.
by dan squared December 06, 2006
Even though Phil had 9 websites open that he wanted to check out, he continued finding other pages to open and to save for later and thus became known as an "internet hoarder."
by Fazman July 10, 2011
internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.
man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!
by rosefreckles August 10, 2020
AKA Net Neutrality.
It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
by FrenchieD June 05, 2014
Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.
by Dam Dam November 26, 2018
A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
by Miloisdead February 05, 2018
Whats the size of your internet dick?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
by Wolfen65 August 13, 2015