drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

The Brotherhood of the Tree

A group of people who enjoy having sex with tree's and worshiping The Maple Tree as their God. They live under Weeping Willows and only come out after the winter equinox.

Man did you see those freaks doing that shit to the tree?

Yea man that's just the Brotherhood of the Tree, be thankful they ain't trying to bang your ass instead.

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

by swag_rabbit69 August 26, 2017

Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009