hello

A greeting

"hello, how are you?"

by KS ;) August 3, 2022

hello

a greeting

hello!
hi!

by G4ak.bs January 17, 2021

hello\

AW COME ON THAT \ WHYYYYYYYYY

hello\ AW COME ON\

by owowowowoo11111 March 5, 2021

The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*

by wordyteen June 4, 2025

Hello

i think you know what this means why'd you search it up

Person one: Hello
Person two: Hi

by SALLLL April 3, 2022

Hello

Hello Means They Want you To Fuck Off Butt They Aint Wanna Be A AHole.
Like Ur Mom...

Baby John: Hewo Bigg Bwodder im almoost sevvin. YAY.

Jack THe Player: Hello.

by Real But Right. July 14, 2022