HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

He-bitch

An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes

GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.

Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.

by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

Ah-he-hoo

This word describes a criminal before they do the crime

I heard that guy is an ah-he-hoo

by IAmNotARodwell August 6, 2019

Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...

by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

he pingping

the world's shortest man. he is 74 cm long. he smoke cigarette. he died age 21. he is not chinese he is mongol. 'he pingping' mean cork. he has funny face. his nose point left. his face look like 50 year old but his body look like 3 year old. he pingping .

ali: oh my god! he pingping !
susan: isn't he like very short?
ali: yes.

by romeosdistress October 7, 2019

he game

When you like to fuck animals before going to the cinima

"Hey Tom you fancy coming to the cinema". Tom " yeah I cud he game"

Meaning I've got go and kind something I can put my dick in preferably a hamster that is yet to loose it's virginity and has a sister that's genrally down for what ever and is happy to finger my assholes during the act.

by Coop coop January 12, 2018

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017