Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.

Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!

by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018

Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time

You man has a hairy flange

by Leon quinn June 21, 2017

Hairy Cretin

A micropenis surrounded by a forest of pubes

"She immediately kicked me out when she saw my hairy cretin"

by Holobalales June 1, 2024

Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.

"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009

hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024