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well they're really guys so yeah.......
it's gay

by TJ Poopfecker May 10, 2004

Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex

1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!

by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009

Guidu

An Indian Guido. Characterized by large open collars, hard, greasy, spiky hair, too much cologne, and expensive imported cars bought with daddy's money.

"Man, this lounge was supposed be great, but when we got there, it was packed with more Guidus than a Slumdog Millionaire Oscar party."

by The_Snake November 6, 2009

car-guitar

V. Similar to the act of air guitaring, but done while in one's car, usualy while driving and steering with one's knees.

I'm sorry I didn't slow down officer, I was too busy car-guitaring.

by Beecheese September 4, 2008

Spirits Guide

Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.

Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."

Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."

by azrel9 December 18, 2012

Guide us home

We are Magic.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person

to guide us home.

will you guide us home?
Yes.... we will do it together....

by 140CM February 23, 2022

guitar queero

When you earn 100% on ANY song on expert level in Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band and then post video of the deed on YouTube.

Queero: I passed "One" 100% on Expert. Now I'm uploading it to YouTube.

Normal Guy: You're such a guitar queero.

by A Hen October 6, 2008