by dontuseitok August 14, 2020
Get the my guymug. "Smile guy" is used to describe a person that walks into an already started conversation between a group of people and then just stands and smiles. Usually, the person is not really great friends with anyone in the group, and after not talking for a while, begins to feel awkward. After hes not acknowledged for a while... he just walks away. Db.
by DouglasFresh December 10, 2008
Get the Smile Guymug. An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)
If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.
The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
Get the Freebie Guymug. by Swanson July 15, 2020
Get the My guymug. by Whit Smith February 6, 2005
Get the yeah guymug. 1. A familiar way to reference to your, or someone elses son or younger male sibling.
2. A less obvious way of describing a gram or small amount of drugs.
2. A less obvious way of describing a gram or small amount of drugs.
1.
"I took the little guy to a baseball game."
2.
Person A:"What are you looking for?"
Person B:"Just a little guy tonight."
"I took the little guy to a baseball game."
2.
Person A:"What are you looking for?"
Person B:"Just a little guy tonight."
by Turkey151 January 9, 2009
Get the Little guymug. A form of Man that leads a lonely life and never gets cut a break. Often dies with virginity intact.
by Colony September 20, 2003
Get the nice guymug.