Fries

FUCKING HEAVEN

*Mcdonalds ememployee*
"Hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?"

Bf* "I'll have a big mac with extra sause and a large coke"

Mcdonalds employee*
"Anything else"?

Bf* "what do you want to eat?"

ME: i want FOUR large fries a Dr. Pepper and two handfuls of ketchup"

by _ur_funny May 17, 2017

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried

Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.

by crabfeet May 16, 2010

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

jap fries

The abbreviation Hooter's Girls use to put in an order for jalapeno french fries.

"I need my jap fries for table 12!"

by IndyGirl23 February 3, 2010

Curly Fries

Nate.

You have curly fries for hair.

by sucittA July 31, 2019

Chicken Fried Chicken

Frying a chicken inside of another chicken. some would consider it the purest form of chicken (In other words, its the shit)

Is this Pete's Family Restaurant? Yes, my name is Guppie and i would like to order your Chicken Fried Chicken because its the shit.

by Tastystankmcmuffcab March 15, 2022