facebook chatting

Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM
Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.
by honeypig February 28, 2009
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Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
by jimjammarama February 08, 2011
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facebook minority

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.
A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !
by Dave Newton September 05, 2011
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sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 01, 2009
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Facebook-silent

adj. The state of not having updated one's status on Facebook over a certain period of time.
"I wonder what's up with John? He has been Facebook-silent for over a week!"
by adrenalinestat July 29, 2009
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facebook fishing

The act of articulating a Facebook status update in which one's true intention is to see how many "likes" or comments he/she can receive. This is usually done by individuals with, but is not limited to, low self-esteem, boredom, and/or a feeling of little self-worth.
Girl #1: Did you see Casey's Facebook status?

Girl #2: No, was it desperate?

Girl #1: Yeah--she was totally Facebook fishing.
by Bambi Burgundy December 30, 2010
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Facebook status

A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.

*status* "Why does life suck so much?"

*status* "Never give up on love <3"

Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(

Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad

*Angelina writes facebook status*

"I thought it was true love </3"

Attention seeking complete.
by skizzardthelizzard October 30, 2010
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