First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

urban forest

an oxymoron.

While "urban" refers to a densely developed area, the very definition of "forest" refers to an area that is undeveloped.

While Wikipedia describes the Jefferson Memorial Forest as "the largest urban forest in the United States" it should be worth mentioning that the area it covers is surrounded by open country (mostly hilly).

by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 11, 2006

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

Black forest cherry surprise

When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"

For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.

by luckypork May 29, 2011

forest foreplay

fooling around with people (of other gender) in the dark woods.
see Big Red
" C.W.

i got me some booty during a game of hide-n-seek while camping, its called forest foreplay.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004

Firstgirlfriendisitis

1) A condition in which a person is so overcome with lust and affection for their first girlfriend that they tend to act in an irrational manner, and adopt the belief that relationships are all "gumdrops and rainbows in perfectland."

2) An advanced state of being lovesick for one's girlfriend.

The person is almost guaranteed to suffer temporary depression, threaten to attempt suicide, become pussy whipped, abandon pre-existing friends, cancel prior plans so he/she can "spend more time" with their girlfriend, spend massive amounts of unnecessary money on dinner/movies/flowers/her bills/candy/etc, or all of the above.

Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell has Frank been!? I haven't seen him in over a month!"

Guy 2: "He's got a bad case of firstgirlfriendisitis, man. He started dating Suzie, and he ended up spending the money he was saving for college on her!"

by BombaRed April 9, 2009

estrogen forest

(n) A rather large congragation of women, usually outside.

Dude, did you see the estrogen forest around back?

by FirePhreak September 25, 2005