Flarther

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.

Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"

by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011

fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

by ca artist September 4, 2009

Fartabout

nomadic excursions into an urban jungle made by a farter. a mini getaway from a group of friends to "air out."

i used to wonder why julie would mysteriously leave the room... but after dating for a couple months i realized she was just going for a fartabout.

by MisterArcher March 6, 2010

fart pebbles

Poop.

I made fart pebbles in the potty today.

by KittyKittyLickLick1234 November 14, 2010

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012

Fart flapping

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.

Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.

by nipsmandem May 18, 2014