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Evil Empire

A Couple of Jerkoffs that brag about their 9 Fantasy Football Championships over and over til their friends heads Explode
C’mon Guy’s ! Do you wanna be part of the resistance ? Or would you rather join the EVIL EMPIRE?
by JuggaloHuggalo12 September 17, 2019
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Evil Rations

"Seven"
's deliberations,

in your deliberations.

By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.

In the operations of war.

He overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field.

Considerations of advantage and of disadvantage will be blended together.

So much for operations in salt

Tao(w) (Erations)
by MineOwedWu's July 28, 2021
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Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.
Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?
by Gobo IV January 28, 2023
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Evil

Something that doesn't show up on a lie detector or psychological exam. A mass murderer or serial killer doesn't tend to provide much foreshadowing of what he/she will do in a few decades, or what will lead up to it, even though people always try to go back and study or research the person's behavior, or ask people that knew them if they remember anything about the person. There's not really a simpler explanation than the person was always evil below the surface, no matter how good or humanitarian (or charitable/warm/generous) they seemed on the surface. Evil people can smile just like anybody else can.
The evil guy/girl knew that hiding in the light where everybody could see him/her would keep him/her in business longer than hiding in a dark alleyway where everybody would think to look for evil and creepy people/shit.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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evil

The malicious desire to do harm others -- either physically, emotionally, economically, or any number of ways that would cause the subject of such malice to seriously suffer.
I could tell from the way Tony held the Louisville Slugger that he meant to Johnny G's brain some evil.
by barleycorn March 16, 2021
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Evility

He hurt someone with effortless evility.
by JulieO- January 18, 2025
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Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl
“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”
by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023
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