ethan paul

he's pretty okay.

"I have so much Kool-Aid that ethan paul would fall in love with me"

by cucumber of doom June 15, 2017

ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.

Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.

by Myself85 May 4, 2018

Ethan Arabia

Hes a really nice dude sike he has an albino peen and 8 inch peen that will destroy anyone coochie. My names ethan i wanna bomb damien hs and eat johns butt out and make sure that shit is clean.

Ethan Arabia is so funny and has a large peen and will bomb you

by Ur mum wow ha yes October 22, 2019

Ethan Dolan

SIS ETHAN DOLAN IS THE MOST CUTEST HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET MY DUDES LIKE IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN GO AND BURRY YOURSELF IN BROCCOLI MUD !

Person 1: who’s Ethan Dolan

Person 2 : only the MOST BEST LOOKING HUMAN IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

person 1: ok 🤩

by Battery power October 27, 2019

Ethan Lane

Worlds #1 clay/trap shooter, Better than Todd, Stanton and Cody.

No one can out shoot Ethan Lane

by SkeetShooter123 December 4, 2020

Ethan Hill

He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling in the world. Getting a hug from him makes you feel so safe and you never want him to let go. Waking up to his text in the morning makes the day a good one no matter what happens. His hair is amazing and you could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you and you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes and you'll never want him to change. He is the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you. I love you Ethan<3

I wanna have kids with Ethan Hill

by The hot furry next door <3 November 23, 2020

Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.

Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"

by Semi-eggquatic February 6, 2021