i have epic cock and balls
by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021
Get the Epic Cock And Ballsmug. Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)
Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)
by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024
Get the Epicmug. by Watson42 October 17, 2011
Get the EPIC Seniormug. guy: Dude did you see that?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW THAT?!?!?!?!
other guy: YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I SAW THAT!!!!!
first guy: Damn that was awsome!
the second guy: NO.........that was EPIC!!!
other guy: YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I SAW THAT!!!!!
first guy: Damn that was awsome!
the second guy: NO.........that was EPIC!!!
by theGUYbehindTHEcurtain March 17, 2010
Get the epicmug. by Goobling March 8, 2019
Get the Epical defeatrencemug. by PogChampIsVeryPog February 18, 2021
Get the Epicmug. Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags
by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024
Get the Epic Gamers groupmug.