I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.

"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."

by Zed Numar August 31, 2021

eme

Biden says that is emergency is gvfesdjju

guy 1: this is a eme!
guy 2: shut up

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

Intern, feed 'em to the lions

A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.

"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"

by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I Smack Back Ems'

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025