by Goober Diction June 25, 2023
Get the A Dive Bomber mug.To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
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If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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Amidst the discussion on learning styles, Sarah proudly identifies as a Nerd Divergent, embracing her ADHD and navigating the world of knowledge with creativity and passion
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Get the Deep Diver mug.The Dudsbury Devot is a sexual manoeuvre often achieved in hotel rooms on a golfing trip. The man who founded this manoeuvre is Jamie, where his partner Cuckoise was bent over in doggy style position. Jamie took his 9 iron and got so steep on Cuckoise’s arse that she fired her dirty ronnie all over the hotel room, covering the club face in shite. That right there is the Dudsbury divet.
Hotel Maid: Oh my god! What is all that ronnie doing up the walls and on the ceiling? And why is there a Callaway Apex MB 9 iron covered in shit?
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
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Join the HELLDIVERS! Travel the galaxy, visit the capitals, meet unusual people and represent the federation. Secure the resources we need to preserve our way of life and create a future for Super Earth. Spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.
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Join the HELLDIVERS! Travel the galaxy, visit the capitals, meet unusual people and represent the federation. Secure the resources we need to preserve our way of life and create a future for Super Earth. Spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.
Become more than you are. Become a Hero. Become... a Legend!
Helldiver 1 "hey did you see that new Hell diver derek?"
Helldiver 2 "no but i hope hes giving those bugs hell"
Helldiver 2 "no but i hope hes giving those bugs hell"
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