Demon Daddy

your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.

"OMG YOUR MY DEMON DADDY!!!"

by cockandballhandjobs October 5, 2022

Scorge the Demon

Someone who gives no fucks and is better than TiltedLurker

Scorge the Demon doesn’t care that your mom died you still said the n word

by Scorge The Demon October 14, 2022

speed demon

dunny.

oi did u see dunny on the field. yeh she’s an absolute speed demon

by bumhead123456789 October 21, 2022

Demon

A person that has succumb to The Temptations of capitalism

Corporations that won't allow unionization are run by demons.
That murderer for hire is a demon.

by LibertyBellcuzwereinhell October 22, 2022

demon

entity incapable of defying it's legal owner prior to 2019.

Their offspring are legal citizens of Mauritania and incapable of being owned by any legal or traditional agreement.

My demons saved me from permanent death.

by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

Snow demon

When you do a snow angel naked

Sam:mom can I go outside and do snow demons.

Mom:sure go ahead

by Wpicgamer December 7, 2021

Demons

Demons are usually things that go bump in the night, leaving fears in shadows. They grip you, and make you believe it's all in your head. What they don't get is that leaving keys behind are their downfall.

I had demons once, they would visit me in the middle of the night in my dorm. I am sure they found it quite amusing, making things disappear as well as making me late in the mornings.
I remember it well, it stopped after a time, when the locks were changed..

by REBel Siren December 12, 2021