A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
Get the Canadian Chocolate Cake mug.When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
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A married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one's cake and eating it too.
Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can't stand to be alone.
Girl, you need to kick him to the curb. He is never going to leave his wife for you, he's just a cakeman.
by Special K!! July 11, 2006
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|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake
"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*
by bobii December 23, 2007
Get the cake scale mug.To pre cake. To pre-plan a cakin session with your girl, instead of hanging out with your boys days before the actual "act" of cakin occurs.
Scheduling a cakin session while out in the club, for the next day.
Scheduling a cakin session while out in the club, for the next day.
Ryan: "Man I'm going to cake tomorrow with my girl." says this while we're at the club.
Kevin: "Shawn and everyone is going out. Thats some Cakerizm right there homie." Pre-cakin!
Kevin: "Shawn and everyone is going out. Thats some Cakerizm right there homie." Pre-cakin!
by DeezBluBallz August 23, 2010
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Get the cake stacker mug.One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).
Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.
Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!
Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!
by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012
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