Coleton

Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.

Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there

by Jackrabbit72 December 20, 2018

cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.

it was a cometing innit bruv.

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx September 10, 2020

Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Kairi cosentino

Kairi cosentino is a bitch. wanna know why, one treats Connor bad. Second he laughed at me for getting ghosted for the third time 🙄. Anyways Kairi Samuel cosentino smells like gravy. He’s short, single 🤣🤣 💯💯 lol nothing special about him he’s just there tbh 🤷🏻 ♀️

Kairi cosentino smells like gravy and his feet’s smell bad lol.

by Kairisunivers November 3, 2020

closeteer

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

trapped in a closet

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.

"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?

by KTKate January 14, 2006