cookied out

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.

I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.

by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

Cookie ADD

Someone who's attention is completely taken away from what they were doing when they see a cookie

John: did you understand number 3?
Adam: yea, you have to take the statistical mean of ... Coooooookie... sorry, the total sample size.
John: Damn son you got some massive Cookie ADD

by aderol April 28, 2010

got cookies?

When working in a retail store, a phrase to let your coworkers know a woman with nice breasts is in the store.

Hey Ricardo, got cookies? register 4!

by Paulie W July 23, 2007

complex cookie

A differcult person to understand at times, one who wants you to understand that her yes maybe a no and her no maybe a yes

this expessions relates to lady who l know and try to understand and who l care about a lot

1/ do you fancy going out tonight... no she says
but means yes l do but its up to you to tell me

2/ shall l come round to tonight ... up to you she says .... you don,t your in shit big time

by Shag November 24, 2004

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.

1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011