christian rock

1. an oxymoron
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.

"Forget my priest, I'm going to find God through Skillet."

by Chud is funny May 13, 2005

Christian Shit

The worst religion ever.

Do you know about Christian Shit?

by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011

Christian pirog

TOUCHES KIDS but respectfully

wow that pedophile is such a Christian pirog

by Novaishot March 7, 2021

Drippy Christian

Drippy christian is drippy christian

He is drippy and supports DN all the way
He was a piss kink

Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?

by EvALev May 6, 2021

Mother Christian

A christian that pushes their believes down nonbelievers' throats, judges everyone, and is extremely closed minded. Examples are Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Westboro Church

Sarah Palin Michele Bachmann Westboro Baptist Church Mother Christian

by Christian Judgmental teaparty December 5, 2013

Christian Gillman

The True Ultimate Figglebottom male
Vagina always on the mid
Likes being with mandem

christian gillman slapped a kid round the chops

by BrandyCream October 5, 2021

Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti

Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick

by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018