Chocolate Eyes

Large eyes, deep brown in colour, resembling milk chocolate buttons.
by onlygreg January 06, 2011
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chocolate wedgie

when you give someone that just took a shit a massive wedgie and they get skid marks.
I gave such a bad chocolate wedgie to my friend Johnny he still has skid marks.
by JJRNDCaP April 06, 2011
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chocolate puff

A gay male. Derived from the standard British term puff. The chocolate refers to residue on his penis resulting from anal intercourse.
Look at those two puffs, which one do you reckon is the chocolate puff and which is the chocolate factory?
by solhavre October 23, 2007
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Chocolate Gateau

The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.
My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.
by PandaPower June 21, 2010
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chocolate ghost

The heinous smell that lingers long after flushing a shit.
Don't let Andrew use the bathroom, last time his chocolate ghost took over the whole apartment
by Judy Kum June 22, 2008
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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
by Incarsonator January 17, 2014
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Chocolate Cramberries

A sex move in which a guy, while sticking his dick in a girls vagina proceeds to cram his balls into her asshole, thus resulting in the balls to be covered with shitty chocolate glaze.
"The best thing about Ashley having a loose asshole is that i can easily give her Chocolate Cramberries"
by KPizzleP January 06, 2010
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