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Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.
Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
by William J Chance May 27, 2010
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Chocolate Queen

An older, slightly judgemental term used to describe typically queer, caucasian men whom only date black men. The term can also be used to describe any non-black individual who is often found keeping black company.
Person 1: "Where's Matt?"
Person 2: "Over there chatting up that black man."
Person 1: "He's such a chocolate queen."
by Glamp April 19, 2018
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Chocolate Bubbles

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna blow some Chocolate Bubbles with me later?"

Person 2: "Nah."
by SwagMasterChumbo July 19, 2012
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strawberry chocolate

I overheard you recently vacationed to Nigeria, did you get lucky and have some of that strawberry chocolate?
by AndThenGodSaid December 3, 2014
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Chocolate Sunrise

When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.
That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.
by CongoJack June 25, 2017
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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
by Incarsonator January 16, 2014
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Chocolate Razzgasm

A chocolate-raspberry variety of marijuana brownie that is so tasty it is near orgasmic.
My freind made chocolate razzgasms yesterday, and I'm still a little high!
by FreaKat August 5, 2008
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