Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Fuck Chimp

1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.

2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.

That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...

by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011

Whore Chimp

A Chimp involved in the Prostitution business.

"That Gorilla is such A Whore Chimp!"
"I no!"

by Jimmy Horse April 27, 2006

Chimo

A person who finds sexual attraction to children of the opposite sex

From the word Combinations of Child and Molester

Commonly confused by female nurses as the word Chomo. The Pollock and the Asian are all ways right Ms. Ratchet.

"Look at that guy! he's a chimo!"

"Dude, thats my sister, you CHIMO!"

by Kirkulus February 17, 2009

chimney sweeping

To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.

He had to wipe the tar off his penis after chimney sweeping that old hag.

by JB623789422 April 4, 2010

chimney

See also, Vagina

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

DAMN, That biatch has one nasty ass chimney!

by CourtneyB July 29, 2005