Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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cancer intro

A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.
Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.
by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018
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kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.
Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...
by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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#cancer

A slang used on social media to define cringe or something stupid.
Instagram Caption: - she so ugly her dancin makes me wanna drink bleach boi #cancer
by CrayUlaCamile April 21, 2017
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