Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more
David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug
by Bowslosski January 28, 2025
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Kijuju Cross-Up

In Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries when a majini deliberately runs straight past your character only to position themselves behind you in a cheap attempt to grab or attack the player.

Such cheap tactics result in loss of time, high probability of losing your hard earned combo, and unavoidable damage.
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*Kijuju is a fictional location in Resident Evil 5, and the towns folk who have been infected with a modified version of Las Plagas have been named Majini by the fearful locals due to their barbaric and savage behaviour.*
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Rocking a combo, all is peachy.

Goes to point gun at Majini.

Majini sprints just past character, and bashes character over the head from behind.

"FUCK OFF WITH THE KIJUJU CROSS-UPS DAMN IT!"
by ASDA Pizza Veteran January 14, 2013
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cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
by CTCDOPEHEAD October 14, 2022
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cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
by CTCDOPEHEAD October 14, 2022
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cross jockey

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."
by LostPenguin June 06, 2005
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Inshallah and Cross

Trent's signature move whenever he faces an ounce of pressure on the wing.
by drier than the atacama June 05, 2024
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Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017
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