Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Birthday

A day you celebrate someone’s birth

Happy birthday to you~~

by SunshineSnakeu April 24, 2018

Birthday

A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.

It’s my birthday! One year closer to death.

by The CB unhitch May 13, 2021

Birthday

It's ana's birthday so go wish her happy birthday at @ana_mitran on instagram .

A: go wish ana a happy birthday
B: how
A: go to her insta @ana_mitran

by anonymous October 30, 2020

birthday stab

When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .

"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"

by Russianclowns September 20, 2019

Birthday

A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.

Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!

Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!

by -Judah- October 25, 2019

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016