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chest beater

A retard,one who beats chest like a retard
That chest beater, window licking bastard, wears a helmet when riding the short bus.
by mandingo 17050 October 8, 2005
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Nature's Wife Beater

The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.
Who's that douchebag sporting a nature's wife beater?
by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010
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Beiber

A "Beiber" is a 12-16 year old boy with the annoying fringe and dress sense as demonstrated by Justin Beiber.
Look at that little gay boy, he is such a beiber!
by JRthegodofwords March 2, 2011
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Betterer

Betterer is not a real word!
Is is a word used by bogans whom believe that you can make something broken more than better.
Only a true bogan will use a word like betterer
John: Here is your PC fixed
Shazza: Did you make it betterer?
John: What the F&*K are you on about? How can you make something betterer when its fixed? You Stoopid bogan!
by Cruzin September 5, 2008
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Salt beater

1) when you have sex with a girl and then you put salt in her eyes. Then you beat the shit out of her.
Can you believe that guy, he is a salt beater?

His girlfriend was all beat up because he is a salt beater.

He is always sure to have salt with him because he is a salt beater
by notasaltbeaterbecauseitsbad February 24, 2009
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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.
*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"
by Preferably Not December 13, 2018
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egg beater

A implement used for a horrific level of sodomisation, characteristically used by a person of authority to chastigate someone of poor discipline. Typically electric unless brute force is used
I'm nervous about facing the exclusion board. What if one of them bends me over and fucks me with an egg beater?
by Jeremy Kindler November 9, 2006
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