Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019

Friday beers

A gathering of friends on a Friday night where everyone enjoys a beer or 2. A “Friday beers” gathering must consist of good fiends, good conversations, and good beer. A beer or 2 can quickly turn into 7 or 8, but that not looked down upon by anyone at Friday beers.

Hey are you gonna come to Friday beers tonight in Fredo’s backyard?

by Thisthatnanothathing April 17, 2020

Beer Pap

Some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers.

Guy 1-"Hey, want to split this bottle of beer?"
Guy 2-"Don't be such a Beer Pap."

by Chickens4Free August 25, 2010

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

Beer Transplant

The process of transporting ice to another cooling station without letting the beer warm and become skunked "nasty taste"

Guy 1: "wow how did you get this beer to stay cold all the way from your house to hear?

Guy 2: *shivers* ....I had the max AC on the whole way here. With the windows closed so I could make the perfect "Beer Transplant" from my refrigerator to your's

by ck1992 October 10, 2014

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

beer bitch

The legal drinking age friend of an underage person who supplies the underage person with alcohol.

I gave my beer bitch some money to stop at the liquor store on the way to the party.

by f-liberals May 24, 2016