Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025

Swinging the bat backwards

A term used to describe an a extremely gay man that likes to swing each others bats by the fat end and plays in the mud holes in the out field

It all started when he started swinging the bat backwards that’s when he realized he likes men

by The menace to society June 28, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023

national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023