garon beer

The coolest name ever

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.

by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016

Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.

1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"

by jbszee October 26, 2015

ac beer.

a totally epic drink you get when someone leaves the discord server

Urus: Omg this is totally me when ac is a beer
Apollo: Hahaha yes that is also me when ac beer.

by d0rksenpai November 6, 2019

Floor beer

An unfinished beer left on the floor of house or garage that you got out of the fridge. You get this beer out of the fridge to act like you’re keeping up with your friends but leave it on the ground because you can’t finish it. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019

mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.

A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.

by daisha September 5, 2019

Victory Beer

A beer given to a friend leaving a party for them to consume after arriving home safely.

Don't leave without your victory beer dumbass!

by DMFSdetroit May 15, 2018