alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

Alastair

Filthy nonce

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair

by JacobSam December 18, 2019

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Alastair

Chode.

Alastair is a chode.

by Little Venice January 28, 2014

Alaskian Bush

1. Someone that has pubic hair that is white like snow.

2. When to gay guys have sex and one cums all over the others pubes.

1. That kid has an Alaskian Bush and he is only 10.

2. He is going to have an Alaskian Bush for days if he doesn't take a shower tonight.

by Big Squirter September 7, 2006

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010