Apple Pie

A pastry commly used my the male gender for masterbation.

The man walked into the kitchen to see Jim humping a a home made apple pie.

by Your mom and the pie you raped February 16, 2009

Pie Hole

Person who who cannot shut their mouth, no matter the detriment to themselves or others.

Shut your pie hole, alll you do is start shit. Shut your pie hole, and all your problems will vanish. Shut your fucking Pie Hole, and you may live to see another day. Biggest pie hole in the south...nastiest pie hole in the South...shut your pie hole.

by jusjaxon July 20, 2010

Cutie pie

Half of the birds in UL library when its exam time! or even when its just sunny!

pffff there are far too many cutie pies around here today!

by universidad May 12, 2009

Pie Doctor

A Pie Doctor is a person who has the skill of gobbling up at least 6 pies a day with no regard for how obese they are actually becoming. Could also be know as a Pie Master.

Not to be confused with Pie Lover or Pie Fucker.

Chris ate at least 6 pies a day. 'He's such a fucking Pie Doctor'

by Henry Watson June 28, 2006

Butter Pie

A term used to describe an attractive male. Can be used as both an adjective or noun. Part of the pastry rating system coined by Gregory Lynch, Samantha Whitham and Holly Van Russelt, see Bavarian slice, Iced bun, Vanilla slice

'Come and have a look at this butter pie I've just found on Facebook!'
'Oh my god, yeah! He is quite butter pie isn't he!'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

butt pie

Someone who is not quite a butt hole, and is usually used as a greeting.

"Hey, butt pie"
"Your a butt pie"
"Goodbye, butt pie"

by Geipezy August 17, 2006

Apple Pie

A slang word for the STD chlamydia

I gave some slut some apple pie last night.

by 0Kira0 December 30, 2008