Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 11, 2025
by Bristol Gods April 28, 2019
A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”
“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
Used in the Boston area to refer to Harvard or MIT, both elitist universities with campuses by or close to the Charles River.
He's a grad student at Valhalla on the Charles.
by JoeBuff July 08, 2009
by hayw00d jablowme September 06, 2022
Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.
by Danhall December 22, 2023
the guy who killed the president that nobody cares about (james a. garfield)
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president
by garfield fan 121212 September 15, 2021