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nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.
"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"
by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017
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Nick Burrell

damn dude, you just pulled a nick burrell (stealing someone's hookah)!
Shit, what a nick burrell (knocking over bong)!
I saw quite the nick burrell (he was running from security).
by the Double Helix February 7, 2009
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Nick D'Angelo

Precious. Special. Sweet. Kinky. Adventurous. Very patient. Brave. Sexy voice Big turn on. Hero. My Guy. Someone who doesn't give up on a person, or anything. Always willing to help. Willing to make things better. Always curious. Go with the flow kinda guy. But sticks up for things deserving of it. Fights for what he wants. Good with his body and words. Great boyfriend.. Amazing boyfriend. Sensitive. Understanding. Makes good decisions and takes many chances.
Very good to people. Especially his girlfriend. Who loves him forever and ever :D
Lindsey: So you had a good night?
Val: Yeah..His voice is so soothing, makes me feel special you know?
Lindsey: Oh boy.. yeah i know. Good feeling, to feel special.
Val: Yeah, hes to perfect for me. I love Nick D'Angelo very much
Lindsey: mhmmm i know you do =D
by Valerieee [: January 27, 2009
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nick simmons

Nick Simmons is an American actor. He was born on January 22, 1989 as the son of Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. He is a Screen Actors Guild member, and has done voiceover work on Cartoon Network's Robot Chicken.

He is now part of the reality television show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
by hollybricker June 26, 2007
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white nick

Racial slur used against African-Americans
C.J. is a white nick.
by dave kadden January 1, 2008
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Nick Waldron

A species of small chimp which dwells in the nether regions of the North Saharan Desert. It fornicates not with its own species but with the larger sand beetles and termites who live under the sand.
"I was trekking in the desert when I saw a Nick Waldron"

"Was it copulating with a sand beetle?"

"Yes..."
by johnranger June 19, 2009
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Nick Holland

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
He's most amazing guy on the planet; whom walks with brown hair that blows with the wind and has the most amazing blue eyes. And if you've ever seen his smile...well you're a lucky one cause man its beautiful! You might say he's one of those guys you just want to watch the stars with forever...<3 He's the one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Person 1: That Nick Holland guy is strange.

Person 2: He's not strange, he's just comfortable with being himself. Get to know him - you'll like him. Trust me.
by Youllneverknowme21 January 1, 2012
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