A bitch who fucks around with way too many guys and crashed her '09 Malibu which she named to resemble Kim K. Also someone who fucks around with the 'good guys' who end up fucking her over every time no matter the person.
Did you hear about Lauren Pfleghaar last week? she just got fucked over by ANOTHER fuck boy. She deserved it.
by Alec Prokopenko April 26, 2018
Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.
by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 25, 2025
Absolutely the most amazing woman out there she’s beautiful she’s kind, sweet and respectful she is without a doubt the closest you can get to perfect she’s definitely the funnest to be around and can lift anyone’s spirits
Lauren Bradshaw is the most amazing person in the worldddd!!!!
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjohn September 05, 2020
Usually the daughter of a Jon or Dana. Usually has a brother named Will (William to be exact) and sister named Katelyn. The Largest butt in the tri-state area. She typically wears glasses and you can find her grazing the golf course of Meadville Pa on the weekly. She greatly enjoys hardware. She is attracted to gingers. They typically go by the name of Pat or Patrick.
by PusuedoBish March 30, 2019
Lauren is a wonderful and a overall fun person. She is very beautiful and her eyes are breathtaking. People love being around her because she is so amazing. Lauren's usually have very good looking hair and generally beautiful. She is also very strong being able to bench 500, 10 times for sets.
Lauren Marie is a beast!
Typically a girl who has no ass, pepperoni lookin nips, Lauren will steal your man with a snap of a finger,more worried about her looks and her phone then having a good time. Don’t even get me started about her 5$ makeup that she cakes on her face. Nice mascara daddy long legs. She steals her best friends mans. And will make out with anyone within a 5 ft radius. Having Lauren as a friend will ruin your life.
by Phaser chaser July 01, 2019
by piantain November 24, 2021