The act of a person getting aroused by the amount they obey and starts pegging them until unconscious
Beth: he was an amazing slut killer that I needed a restraining order of 50 kilometers.
Chad: why did you not just call the police?
Beth: why did I need to it was an amazing ride being pegged
Chad: why did you not just call the police?
Beth: why did I need to it was an amazing ride being pegged
by Chadly corb October 10, 2022
A person with a double-digit IQ who brings down the intelligence level of anyone who comes in contact with him/her. Usually, this person will talk about stupid topics like food, their recent shopping trips, their masturbation habits, and their illnesses. They are usually not worth talking to and should just stay offline.
by Goonie's Revenge February 14, 2024
A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 09, 2019
One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019
Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.
*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
A person who has the tendencies to stand stiff, uses sharp smart person like language, acts like everything is new to them, and says odd words frequently such as:
Smooch
Moist
Sowwy (or any baby talk)
Panties
And more...
Smooch
Moist
Sowwy (or any baby talk)
Panties
And more...
I knew he was a serial killer because of his serial killer tendencies. He asked if I thought it was moist outside.
by Mattiebsinger February 27, 2019
by kvoji December 20, 2021