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The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.
Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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Cancer

Yo, did you hear Chadwick Boseman died cause' of cancer?
by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021
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Cancerous

Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.

”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!
This show was sooo cancerous.
These cigarette’s are sooo cancerous.
This cake is so cancerous!
by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022
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Cancer

1. Horrible internet content that makes you cringe.

2. The zodiac sign for the crab.
3. When a cell's division grows out of control and the cell doesn't really do anything, causing only problems.
1. Man 1: Have you seen the newest Fortnite video? Man 2: Yeah, it's cancer.

2. Man 1: What's your sign? Man 2: Cancer. Man 1: Is that a joke of some sorts? Man 2: No.

3. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that you have breast cancer. Man: But I'm a guy!
by TheO0032 April 15, 2019
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fantastic-ular cancer

A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.
by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007
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Cancer

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022
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