When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

andrew “i love you”
chloe “no you don’t love doesn’t exist you just like the thought of me”
andrew “damn”
chloe “no you don’t love doesn’t exist you just like the thought of me”
andrew “damn”
by chicken pea June 28, 2021

by Elee_theserpentvampire May 30, 2021

by Theylovekam999 August 3, 2022

The most pure gentle comforting kind of love you will ever feel in your lifetime. It is filled with kind gestures assuring words and never ending laughing and giggles the kind of love you search for your entire life but never in you’re wildest dreams would you ever expect when it finds you that you would feel as at home and at peace when you do. It’s the kind of love that makes you want to wake up everyday and be a better person
Man I wish I could feel a beau love. A beau love comes around once in a lifetime (sometimes twice if your lucky)
by Maydae April 14, 2025
