Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Love

love is just a word to blind people from the truth.

love doesn’t exist

andrew “i love you”

chloe “no you don’t love doesn’t exist you just like the thought of me”

andrew “damn”

by chicken pea June 28, 2021

Love

Love is like a medicine without it everything hurts and with it everything still hurts.

She/he broke all ties to our love

by Queerladygaga March 22, 2021

Love totaler

A person who completely abstains from falling in love.

Why do you hate falling in love??!! You're such a love totaler!!

by smektala ahmed May 21, 2011

pal love

This is someone you really understand and can really talk to, weather or not you are also having sex with them. Love that has an appreciation of the beautiful qualities of another person standing before you right here and right now, not in some abstract world. Two people who strive to promote each other’s good.

Person 1: “so like what even are you guys? Are you dating??”
Person 2: “we have pal love ya know.”
Person 3: “so are you like fucking?”
Person 2: “maybe, why do you care?”

by Justpalsyaknow February 15, 2021

Love

The most confusing thing in the world, but can sometimes be the greatest.

Man, I REALLY love this girl, but she's driving me crazy and has a lot of problems, but I still love her because she's adorable and cool to be around.

by YouKnowThatOneGuyFromThatPlace June 22, 2011

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023