Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.
by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024
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vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway
My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter
by BigD__ February 04, 2023
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you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.
Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!
by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023
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give me the money

give me the money now

No?

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Pick me boy

A boy who will try to get you to feel bad for him by saying false things like. "oh I'm so stupid". "oh I'm never going to do anything in life". and if you say don't say that about yourself they say but it's true
Stop being such a pick me boy no one feels bad for you
by Entering customs January 02, 2024
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Pick me boy

A man who asserts that he is unlike ("not all men" movement) most other men, in order to gain attention, approval and considered innocent of the actions of other people (men in this scenario).

Same definition of "pick me girl".
"not all men! *proceeds to generalize about all women*"
"I'm not like this, not all men are like this."

Sentences of a "pick me boy".
by terrashy August 25, 2023
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Pick me boys

Jake pepler
Jake pepler is one of the pick me boys
by Thea.eve March 01, 2022
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