hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

pass me the mcgriddle

PASS ME THE MCGRIDDLE 😃🔪

John: Steve, I'm sorry for your loss.
Steve: PASS ME THE MCGRIDDLE
John: steve, your wife is dead. please try to relax.

by reject number 8 July 12, 2021

`~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`

`~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`

`~`Me`~`Quantify`~`Me`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Ambrosio, The Gift Of Lift<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Catch Me I’m Falling

Wake up
Don't sleep
(Dreams become so real to me)
Wake up
Don't sleep
(While the night is young)
I lay down to rest my head
My soul to keep the night I dread
It's no dream
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
There's a face before my eyes are closed but I can recognize the danger
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me I
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same

Catch Me I’m Falling, Falling
Aah...
Aah...
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling...

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

Bring me caramel slice

A stupid meme of an Australian kid waking up in a hospital room looking straight at a camera shoved in his face like he’s traumatized, grabbing his phone and texting “bring me caramel slice” (an Australian dessert), usually edited to serious emotional music such as Beyoncé’s “Sorry original demo”

“Bring me caramel slice”
TikTok: edits of a kid waking up and Beyoncé on my fyp

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023