luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 26, 2005

crack a ray j on your peep

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face

An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."

by Shob October 8, 2005

Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".

Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"

by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011

your mom makes me juicy

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.

"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."

by slidespace November 20, 2006

whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

by R-dawg, K-money May 16, 2006

Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler

A nonsensical phrase often used by Gen Alpha kids, includes/ is a combination of the memes: Skibidi Toilet, Gyat, Rizz, Sigma, ohio, & Fanum Tax., Oftentimes they don't seem to know what the phrase actually means, but some do.

Gen alpha: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma, freaking come here, give me ur ohio. Actual sane person: I need a therapist, I cant take this shit anymore

by SkibidiGyatt2010 October 31, 2023

blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020