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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
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I love gd cologne

I love gd cologne utuber
Billy: who is your favorite utuber?
Joe: i love gd cologne
by Buoyant Balls March 4, 2024
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Love your engineer day

The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.

The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
by The engineering prophet March 5, 2024
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Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes
John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"
by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024
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i love you

a word that’s not said enough but said too much. it’s a word that some people find so easy to say but some find so difficult to say. you can never really tell if they mean it
by iloveberry March 7, 2024
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
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no worries, I still love you

What you say to someone you are in love with but don't think they'll take you seriously. Usually said as a joking response to an adverse comment. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically hate you.
L: Ew, I hate you.
V: No worries, I still love you.
by noworriesistillloveyou March 8, 2024
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