slut.for.alley

horny fag obsessed with their s/o alley

slut.for.alley

by urmominmyhouse June 30, 2021

FUCK IT ALLL

a Elsa meme in youtube

"FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLL"
-Elsa

by dfhgjpdfojh;dsfhkfh,fd October 21, 2021

Pull an Allan

When you inadvertently drop your motorcycle/scooter helmet and it goes down a steep cliff of more than 50 meters.

Gina stopped at the top of the mountain and pulled an Allan.

When you get to the top of the mountain, make sure to not pull an Allan; we are far from downtown.

by Edgar Allan Poet November 14, 2021

Emo bitch Allison

that one girl who’s a friend of a friend so you have to hang out with her but she won’t talk to you because she’s too cool. She is really rich, and rude

that girl is so quiet and rude who is she
Oh that’s emo bitch Allison

by perry the platipussy November 22, 2021

Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch

Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One

by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022

ashlee ray allen

she is a cunt hates people and is a bitch to everyone and hates her name

boy:hey wyd
ashlee ray allen:dont talk to me your ugly

by popolittle February 6, 2022

ashlee ray allen

she hates being wrong she dont like her name and is a huge cunt

hey ashlee ray allen wyd
nooo dont talk to me your uglyy

by popolittle February 6, 2022