Newborn Twins

When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.

Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!

by captainng January 6, 2017

The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011

Twin Beeve

The beef sticks you get in a vending machine, normally comes in a two pack.

Ken stole the twin beeves from under the sombrero. So Matt had to go to the vending machine to restock the twin beeves.

by KEQ November 16, 2017

Twins in a cradle

Twins in a cradle is when you have two adults age 18~26 (commonly preferred to as a Maxwell and Amber) . Maxwell is 26 years of age, works with dogs. As we all know, dogs are an easy source to an 18 year olds woman’s heart. That’s the point…. Watch out. But also, Amber… The 18 year old who is open to the experience of psychedelics, will try anything. Be aware… twins in a cradle, dangerous. F*** around and find out.

This pair is really a twins in a cradle couple….. wow….

by Succubitch December 31, 2021

dick twins

Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...

Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...

by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017

grave twin

a day 1 homie that will ride with you to the grave. Similar to "twin" but on a higher level - to the grave.

Bury me next to Dashawn, dat nigga my grave twin fr.

by brenrock March 27, 2024

andro twin

(noun)
When you and your androgynous twin are starcrossed soulmates — literally the same soul in different fonts. You share a whimsical connection, genderless bodies, androgynous bond, and an unbreakable plot armor. You switch fits w/out even planning, finish each other’s wonky thoughts, and speak in lingo only you two(2) understand. Andro Twins.

Soul copy-paste fr.

Me and my sis’re Andro Twins. Same aura, same braincell, same oversized jorts rotation

by Re dei maniscalchi* July 7, 2025