An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.
by SSADL July 14, 2012
Those who reject the "clean cut" nature of the hipster movement. They enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. They keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. They can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. They do what they feel is right for them
Hipster: Why are you eating that? It's full of fat, and preservatives?
Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
by =# September 28, 2011
Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 13, 2011
Experimental beats and atypical lyrics don't necessarily make hipster-hop groups better than the mainstream.
by Rex Reason June 10, 2015
A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.
by MTVCribs April 14, 2017
The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.
Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.
EX.
"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
EX.
"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
by DB1976 October 14, 2011
Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013