October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
by admandu October 4, 2021
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Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
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Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
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Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
Get the National show off your wife day mug.D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”
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Get the 4TH GEN LEE KNOW'S WIFE mug.The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
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