Tit Swamp

When you wear two pairs of socks instead of one.

Its really cold out today i better Tit Swamp.

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Just a tit

An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.

"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."

by TheSmokingHyena October 30, 2009

tit fumbler

An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.

Check Glenn's moves out! What a tit fumbler.

by dogwater September 6, 2010

Tip of the Tit

1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best

Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!

by weasley123456789 November 12, 2010

Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure

Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.

by Pseudomym February 28, 2009

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014