The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 09, 2022
A hot spider, all the girls want him he has all the girls in the school. He has 1000,0000000 girlfriends.
oOpS I spElT iT wRoNg uWu
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
Girl 1: okg look at Despasito spider so hot
Girl 2: uhm me and Despasito spider are dating 😡😡😡
Girl 1: but... he said yesterday that he liked me!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG!1!1! 😭 proof pls
Girl 1: sends video
Girl 2: ayo Despasito why r u cheating
Despasito spider: what!!!!
Girl 2: 😭😭😩😩😩🤜😣👺👺
Despasito: uh...
Girl 2: omg ur brother despacito spider is hotter
Despasito spider: SUSSY BAKA 😡😡😡😡😡
by bwakery May 31, 2021
An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider
by Clevervirus July 24, 2024
The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021
by Du Kidd April 28, 2023
a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
by thatdadwiththegrillwhencamping July 10, 2022
by spider-horse July 11, 2011