polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.

Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

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Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.

by SootRat February 15, 2021

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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

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The Polish Stench Rupture is a maneuver when you find your victim , usually a vulnerable polish father, and you sneak from behind them and suffocate them with a bag and butt fuck them until you bust a nut in their booty...After That with their face and mouth tight and visible to the outside the bag you bust a liquidy fart into their mouth through the bag!

Oh Look! Im performing the polish stench rupture! Im gonna bust in Mitchie's booty baby

by hesienburg July 24, 2017

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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

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