Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
by bumflute July 24, 2011
by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021
A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force
"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."
by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017
When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 05, 2023
This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.
Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;
John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
by Beaker One April 03, 2009
one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
by donna-chester! March 01, 2008
sucking a mean japs eye. sucking penis.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
a missle willie in the mouth.a stroke of luck.pipe fitting. lube job. masterbation on a bitches face. and yelling clean it bitch.
by mattitude and mikeaholic May 03, 2003